Wednesday 25 February 2015

Dane Shuffy Part 1: Expert Super Sleuth and Tactical Cuddle Monster





In a world where Care Bears are motivational figures and stealing candy from a baby is a real threat to society, Dane Shuffy keeps a kind, warm eye on his hometown, Fluff-e-ventura.

Episode One



Dane Shuffy walked into his office one morning with a terrible tummy ache. No amount of adorable behaviour could relieve him from his suffering. 


Dane was partial to cuddles. He asked his secretary if they could cuddle. Dane's adorable behaviour made him completely asexual, so this was not sexual harassment in any form.


Following the cuddle, Dane hung up his hat, satisfied with another day's hard work. AND his tummy ache was gone.



THE END.